masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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samzilla:

lmao kanye’s new haircut look like those panels in rocket hideout that change your direction when you step on them

tastefullyoffensive:

"I’m the one who barks." [kcatherinew93]

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.


krn-jesus:

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

Lmao


realitista:

It’s nice to get some positive news sometimes.


lysnk2:

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