obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome)


deaneslist:

Hugh Jackman riding a scooter. That is all.

Are those toe shoes

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays


sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit


ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

(Source: ayumifey)


ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal

(Source: bryko)


death-by-lulz:

http://media.tumblr.com/09b76f588350ecdfd447030145734de8/tumblr_inline_mxk2cyEH841rpx9q2.gif

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: sizvideos)