December 2010
Show me that good things come to those who wait.
ashuwagummy:
Girl: Wanna hear a joke? Guy: Sure Girl: Pussy. Guy: I don’t get it. Girl: And you never will.
people born in 1993-1999 have lived in two...
ohhdeeannjelloh:
polyjuicepotter:
MINDBLOWWWWN.
OOO__OOO , MIND FUCKED, no condom. xD
Jealous and paranoid, yes.
yousmileyoulie:
whatagirlooves:
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etc.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
That awkward moment when people think your guy...
endless-facade:
Black guys at school.
kaaailaaani:
schanthabandith:
beesoleme:
imsumthinelse:
marizuhhhhh:
juiccccys:
What I want them to look like:
What they actually look like:
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAhAHAAA
TRUUUE
OMG MY FUCKING LIFE STORY. And then the black boys at my school are like, “Why you no date me?” & I’m like…”O.O BECAUSE…just look at you.”
Hahahaha
LOL. hahaha, i literally...
All our fights and lies made us stronger. Thats where you can tell if its real...
– Edyl Patrick Victoria (via quote-book)
That stage in a friendship where you can start...
shesatrainwreck:
intaysmind:
dpofcourse:
traceymauricemescudi:
kushinfluenced:
godzillasbitch:
forever reblog
OMG. THE END.
WHO YOU FINNA TRY?!!! I BET IT AIN’T ME!!!!!!!
SLAPPED THE BLACK OFF HER
LMAO
Reblog if you're that one friend who always thinks...
hardcore:
I am that friend.
My 'friends' always make plans without me, and...
monkeybawlz:
tooflytofall:
mmmyourfacelooksyummy:
noclassbeatdownfool:
ranmaonehalf:
OH MY GOD THIS!
All the time
all the timee.
or how i should have been there cause it was so much fun.
uhh you didnt invite me bitch
" Did you cut your hair? "
NAW.
12 Inches just magically disappeared.
-_-
this is great.
iamthecommodora:
mythicaldreams:
holy-shrimp:
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I...
I have a serious condition, it's called SWAGGER.
irequireyourwand:
Excited
Might go to San Fran this winter, & New York this summer. Auntie and cousin trying to convince my parents o cut off some of my hair. (: loving this Christmas. ” Extreme makeover ” tomorrow with auntie and cousin. Why have I not hung out with them more often ? Dinner soon then presents. (:
ivegotthemagicbaby:
99% of the time I reblog.
1% of the time I post shit that nobody reads.